SPOKEN CONTROL

This is not casual correspondence. This is your chance to earn My attention.

Use the form to:

• Submit a custom request (voice, caption, ritual)
• Apply for pay-to-play access
• Inquire about collaborations or press
• Beg properly for the privilege of My time

Unreadable, unworthy, or unpaid messages will be ignored.

Tributes are expected before requests are considered.

Choose your words wisely. I always read between the lines.